EP742: I Faked My Pregnancy Test Because of My Mom - r/AITA Reddit Story
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🗓️ 22 February 2023
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r/AITA - AITA for leaving a fake postive pregnancy test in the bedroom to catch my husband's mom snooping?
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:22.3 | Am I the a hole for leaving a fake positive pregnancy test in the bedroom to catch my husband's mom snooping? You know, that's not a good trick to play, but we'll see. I think it's a great trick to play. Ooh. I like that trick. Plot twists. I think if you want a little bit more positive in your life, put those pregnancy tests everywhere. Let them snoop. Let them see the positivity. |
| 0:23.1 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:24.4 | I'm going to be like, oh, we're having a kid. |
| 0:24.7 | Bam. |
| 0:41.4 | Nice. trick. Plot twist. I think if you want a little bit more positivity but there's pregnancy tests everywhere. Let them snoop. Let them see the positivity. Oh, yeah. Let them be like, oh, we're having a kid. Bam. I know you're not having a kid. You're going to jail for trespassing. All right, let's go. My mother-in-law moved in with us a month ago. I began to notice my stuff in the bedroom being touched, furniture rearranged, stuff moved, et cetera. |
| 0:38.6 | I felt like I was going crazy because my husband is the only one who has access to the bedroom. |
| 0:43.3 | Yeah, he does. |
| 0:44.2 | And he doesn't really usually touch nor come near my things. |
| 0:47.9 | But, you know, he comes near my thighs. |
| 0:50.1 | You know, I'm talking about. |
| 0:52.4 | Oh, semen. |
| 0:53.2 | You know what I figured out? What did you figure out? It must be his mother walking in, snooping on my personal things. I told my husband and he said, his mom would never. I had a huge hunch, but I couldn't install a camera in the bedroom to catch her in the act. Couldn't? So guess what I did, John? What'd she do? I got one of those fake positive pregnancy tests. |
| 1:12.1 | And I threw it in the bedroom trash can. Kind of genius. Note, the trash can is placed near the |
| 1:18.8 | corner closet. Literally the next day after I got to work, I got tons of calls and texts from my in-laws |
| 1:26.0 | congratulating me on my pregnancy. |
| 1:28.9 | My husband came to my workplace and was all worked up about it asking since when I was |
| 1:33.5 | pregnant and why I didn't tell him. |
| 1:35.6 | I asked how he found out and he said his mom found the positive test in the trash can |
| 1:40.1 | in the bedroom. |
| 1:41.3 | Sounds like she was snooping. |
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