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I evicted my brother after my parents disowned him for being gay.

But what he did to me was way worse.

I feel like eviction is like the top, the top of the line in terms of terrible things that could happen to you.

Yeah.

So maybe it's like the, the brother evicted or which, who are we talking? So O.P. The sister evicted the brother. Okay, but the brother did something way worse. Apparently. Okay. So I think the brother probably evicted her in retaliation and then fed her to the alligator's. Bro, I mean. Invicted her into an alligator's mouth hole. Honestly, like, you would really have to do something like really, the way worse has to be way worse. Like, way worse. But I guess, I guess we're about to find out. Let's see. For reference, my brother Connor is 19. I'm 26. And my now ex-fiancee Hunter is 28.

Ex-fiance. Ex-fiance. Oh, already drama started in the first sentence. I love it.

Hot. Also for reference, my brother was kicked out when he was 16 because our parents snoop through his phone and found out that he was gay.

God.

But if you're looking at his gay stuff, does that mean you're gay?

I mean, they say that a lot of people who are closeted come out with even more hate.

It's true.

That's true.

Not only are they gay because of that, but they're also gay because they're watching his gay porn. Bro, this is. They say if we watch gay porn twice. That's the, that's the mark. Yeah, yeah. Watch gay porn once, hey, anyone's game. Good, good thing. That's because that's my number. Okay, Watch it once. Watch it twice. It's over.

Hey, there's a reason you're coming back.

And it's probably the dick.

Yeah.

That's why. Yeah, that's why. That's why. Or the other thing. Or the plot. Yeah. Dude, the plot. The plot is hot. The plot is hot. The plot is hot. Yeah, that's the only reason I actually watch gay porn.

Dude, of course.

It's cinematic masterpiece. I'm a connoisseur of cum.

Exactly.

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