Ep729 - Mostly Dating

Who Are These Podcasts?

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Society & Culture, Comedy

3.1 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 24 May 2026

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Summary

Get ready to meet Carleigh Ferrante, a 30-something year old skeleton who gives out dating advice to people who apparently have no common sense, no self-esteem, and no dignity. She teaches losers how to flirt, what types of dates to go on, and even how to text. Finally, someone who can teach me how to text! Can there be some astrology mixed in? You betcha!! Lucy Tightbox joins the show to watch a fake interview with Billy Corgan on legendary LA radio station KROQ. Stuttering John gets cockblocked on Stephanie Miller’s show by the guest’s mom. But that doesn’t stop him from asking embarrassing questions and using his children for LGBTQ clout. Opie had an amazing stream on Thursday morning that started with his depression over losing his only friend, then admitting to going back to therapy, and then addressing our show talking about him having a falling out with Matt at Gebhard’s. He also brings on a special guest who is supposedly a longtime friend but really she’s someone he definitely does not care about. We finish with Net News and your voicemails. Subscribe to Lucy’s YouTube page if you dare: https://www.youtube.com/@OnceOverwithCayley Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Attention all passengers.
0:04.2	The Uber ride for Mark and Jamal's romantic weekend will depart in four minutes from Platform 6.
0:10.5	Your ride comes with a rolling countryside sunset view and a table seat, ideal for playing footsie beneath.
0:17.9	Thank you for booking your tickets on Uber.
0:21.6	Trains on Uber.
0:24.9	I'll now hand you over to my best man, Eddie.
0:28.3	Wow, wow, wow. Second time's a charm, eh, Billy Boy!
0:32.7	Oh God. Substitution could see a paddy-, embarrassing Eddie, makes way for sensible Samuel.
0:38.5	Cool, that was close. You might not always pick the right starter, but your sub can still deliver, because with Paddy's Super Sub, your bet rolls over to the player coming on. Paddy Power. Valid on selected leagues and markets only. Pre-match and in-play bets on qualifying player outcome selections only. T's and Clusions apply. 18 plus scumeralware. I told them in the strongest of words to just do it.
0:58.0	You see, this is a we just do it kind of show.
1:03.0	Buckled down episode number seven.
1:05.0	29.
1:06.0	Are you a boner guy?
1:07.0	Oh, I was a boner guy.
1:09.0	You know what?
1:10.0	I miss penis. What are you talking about?
1:11.6	I'm the one who should apologize.
1:14.6	Is it going to be absolutely riveting?
1:17.6	Is it going to change your life by any stretch?
1:19.6	Probably not, but it's going to be at least entertaining, okay?
1:22.6	By the way, for those people that are in the back remember to shut the fuck up
1:27.5	up.
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