EP722: Husband is is getting Happy Endings! - r/Relationship_Advice Reddit Story

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4.3 • 576 Ratings

🗓️ 12 February 2023

⏱️ 14 minutes

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r/Relationship_Advice - Today I found out that my (32F) husband (33M) of 5.5 years has been getting happy ending massages for the last several years.

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0:00.0	This is an I-Heart podcast.
0:02.6	Guaranteed Human.
0:04.2	My husband has been getting happy ending massages for years.
0:08.0	I was going to leave him, but here's the thing.
0:11.2	Happy ending massages are just like fairy tales, right?
0:13.8	You know, you go down on the yellow brick road and magic happens at the end of the rainbow.
0:18.0	That's every single happy ending.
0:20.3	The magic is that yellow brick road turns into the white brick road. Wow. That's every single happy ending. The magic is the yellow
0:21.4	brick road turns into the white brick road. Wow, that is beautiful, Sam. You'd guess what the
0:25.8	secret ingredient is. Samin. All right, let's find out. Today, I found out that my 32 female husband,
0:32.9	33 male, has been getting happy ending massages for the last several years.
0:38.3	He said it's only happened a couple of times, but nonetheless, it's happened.
0:43.3	It's only been a couple times, Sam.
0:45.0	Babe, babe, you're overreacting.
0:47.5	You know, five or six times a year.
0:49.2	Maybe if you gave me a happy ending massage, I wouldn't need to go elsewhere.
0:52.8	Or maybe if you got some happy ending massages, you know what I mean?
0:56.5	Free for all.
0:57.7	There we go.
0:58.6	We're all about equality.
0:59.5	They said they could do couples and, they said they can do couples happy ending
1:03.6	massages.
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