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Guaranteed Human.

Fired me with no notice.

Fine.

I'll destroy your entire company.

Why not just be a simp for capitalism?

Why not just be a cog in the machine?

Why can we not just be at the beck and bow of our corporate overlords?

Why can't you just lean over and let the monopoly man stick a whole hunking hard

bunch of cash up that tight little sphinctry you got there? Oh, God. So start of December,

I was let go of my job because they didn't have the time to train me for the job role.

I needed to take out a loan to survive as it took me three weeks to find something new. I was hired for a customer services administrator role. And I'd never done that type of work. And I was told I'd be given full training on the job. You know? Like maybe for a job you haven't done before. They give you full training. Even for a job you have done before. Usually there is some training. Sam, that is unacceptable. He should come in with no training and know exactly how to do it. Yeah. Unacceptable. Hey, why aren't you a robot? Why aren't you the freaking Terminator? God, become my eye already. Let me give you these instructions. Please terminate these actions. That's going to be the voice of chat GPT once it starts talking to us.

What do you want to know?

The girls in my office never bothered.

And I simply learned the job myself.

I was then told my performance was more than they expected.

But suddenly was called into the office at 8.30 a.m.

And when I arrived and they told me they were really sorry, but they didn't have the time to train me.

So I would be let go immediately with no warning or notice.

And I was completely shocked by this.

We don't have the time.

We don't have the time.

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