EP717: I can't go to my STEPDAUGHTER'S WEDDING because of MY PARROT - r/AITA Reddit Story
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🗓️ 9 February 2023
⏱️ 21 minutes
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r/AmItheAsshole - AITA for prioritising my parrot over my stepdaughters wedding?
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.1 | I refused to attend my stepdaughter's wedding because I need to care for my parent. |
| 0:09.3 | I don't give a fuck. |
| 0:10.6 | Am I the hayhole? |
| 0:12.6 | My God. |
| 0:14.3 | John, you really put some emphasis on that app. |
| 0:16.8 | You know, we're just warming up for all you guys listening. |
| 0:20.2 | And I was like, you know what? I saw this title. And I was like, I'm going to really lean into this to just, I need to kick into my final gear. Hyper drive. I'm a little scared, honestly. You should be. You're going to fast and furious, man. You should be fucking terrified, bro. You skipped through Fast and Furious 1 and 6 and went straight to 7. |
| 0:38.7 | I went straight to 48 where they're headed to next. |
| 0:42.1 | Dude, what's fast? |
| 0:43.2 | If Fast and Furious 7 is just like launching from helicopters into planes and like throwing |
| 0:50.2 | missiles with cars, what's 45 going to be? |
| 0:53.1 | They're going to figure it out. It'll literally be it'll literally be Vin Diesel's like tombstone just like or no, they're going to be like he's going to actually pass away of old age. And then he's going to come back as a fucking robot. Yeah. And like his likeness is just. It's literally going to be Transformersers and then there's going to be a transformers |
| 1:11.5 | Furious 48 that crossover that IP is actually brilliant because then you take their likeness |
| 1:19.6 | and they just they live on as transformers the cars yo hey hey we're here sitting in this room |
| 1:27.0 | with a freaking gold mine we're like dragons up in this, we're here sitting in this room with a freaking gold mine. |
| 1:29.8 | We're like dragons up in this bitch. |
| 1:31.5 | We really are. |
| 1:32.6 | One more thing in this side tangent will be over. |
| 1:35.7 | I promise listeners. |
| 1:36.6 | But my boy who works at NBC Universal randomly got tickets on Sunday. |
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