Ep713 - Against His Will

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Society & Culture, Comedy

3.1 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 29 March 2026

⏱️ 119 minutes

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Summary

This week we’re watching a podcast with a husband and wife where the husband wants nothing to do with the show. Noah Gardenswartz acts like his horrible show is not his fault. His wife Ester Steinberg writes some bad jokes but the only thing worse is Noah trying to punch them up. Christian Bladt joins the show to show us how Noah and Ester don’t ever talk about their children while they both talk about their children. Producer Chris brings us some John Goblikon with Harland Williams as a nice palate cleanser. Opie has a new friend and a very exciting story that he teases all morning. It almost has a payoff. Stuttering John is reeling after we had Caron Feldman on WATP. He's going to sue me I think. I think that's what he said. Then Kevin Brennan had John's former manager on and did a terrible job getting new information out of her. We finish up with Net News and your voicemails. Christian’s channel - https://www.youtube.com/@TheBladtcast Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Come to Hackamania! April 10-12 in Las Vegas, use promo code WATP for 10% off – https://hackamania.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I love a parade.
0:05.6	I do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do.
0:14.1	I told them in the strongest of words to just do it.
0:18.5	You see, this is a we just do it kind of show.
0:24.1	Make up bullshit to try and disparage my great reputation.
0:28.8	Buckle down.
0:30.1	Episode...
0:30.9	Are you a boner guy?
0:33.1	Oh, I was a boner guy.
0:34.4	You know what? I missed penis.
0:35.6	What are you talking about?
0:37.5	I'm the one who should apologize. Is it going to be... I was a boner guy. You know what? I missed penis. What are you talking about?
0:39.9	I'm the one who should apologize.
0:42.8	Is it going to be absolutely riveting?
0:45.4	Is it going to change your life by any stretch?
0:48.0	Probably not, but it's going to be at least entertaining.
0:48.4	Okay?
0:53.2	By the way, for those people that are in the back, remember to shut the fuck up.
0:56.0	Maddie-Oh!
0:59.5	Cuzz-a-Roo!
1:01.9	Caz-a-Roo! Slapparuni.
1:15.3	It's showtime. WATP W&TP
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