Ep703 - Rat Girls Podcast

Who Are These Podcasts?

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Society & Culture, Comedy

3.1 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 22 February 2026

⏱️ 105 minutes

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This week we’re talking about Abigail Jensen. She’s a Hollywood writer and comic with hundreds of thousands of followers on social media and a podcast that apparently no one gives a shit about. And no wonder, she tries to position the “intimacy coordinator” of Heated Rivalry as a creative genius. Gay sex is not, nor will it ever be, a creative art form. Johnny the Audio Engineer joins us and discovers Lisa Boswell for the first time. Hawkie sends in a new commercial for the “Piss On Me Kiki” doll. Stuttering John is so afraid of Matt Mead he doesn’t know what to do. Defuse the situation? Intimidate Matt? Bring back up? I’ll be shocked if he even shows up to his gig at Rodney’s. We finish up with Net News and your voicemails. Johnny’s crazy social media findings – https://www.patreon.com/cw/JohnnysBrainRotCorner Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:42.8	I told them in the strongest of words to just do it. You see, this is a, we just do it kind of show we're just here talking about anything um and giggling a lot because that's that's the vibe episode number 703 are you a boner guy
0:50.2	oh i was a boner guy you know what i? I missed penis. What are you talking about?
0:54.9	I'm the one who should apologize.
0:57.7	Is it going to be absolutely riveting?
1:00.6	Is it going to change your life by any stretch?
1:03.0	Probably not, but it's going to be at least entertaining, okay?
1:06.0	By the way, for those people that are in the back, remember to shut the fuck up.
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1:21.6	It's showtime.
1:22.6	Thank you. WATP
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1:39.1	Hello, everything to customers, welcome to another episode before these podcasts,
1:42.5	the only show that will seemingly let anyone co-host. I'm your host, Carl, the $850,000 man with me this week. The man who's actually allowed to go into Dick Masterson's house. It's Johnny the audio engineer. What's up, Johnny? What's happening? Carl. Thanks for having me on you guys. Thanks for coming back. Producer Chris is with us as well. Hey. Go to Who Are These.com com that's where you get our email address a voicemail number link to the subrident link to our discord server link to our merchandise link to our youtube channel and that link to patreon and supercast featuring two exclusive bonus episodes every single month we'll be recording one tomorrow afternoon around four o'clock eastern time so if you're on our youtube channel or if you're on our patreon patreon patreon.com slash who are these podcasts, you will get
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