Ep70- Roleplaying, Sexting, Long Distance Loving.

The Horny Housewife

THH Media LLC

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.6 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 14 March 2022

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Moody Monday 100%- Happy Monday, today I start off with giving you all the 411 on vagina sunning- just listen nod (laugh) smile. Also a listener reached out in regards to lasts weeks question about pegging, I share her perspective and advice. Todays listener questions are FULLL of piping hott tea; we've got a wife whose husband is very willing to take her guidance in the bedroom but she feels a bit insecure to get vocal about how he can "be better in bed", a husband whose younger wife is having an workplace texting affair of sorts that he doesn't appreciate, she's been honest but she lapses and goes back to her ways, is this a generational thing or much more? One man shares his new found interest of role playing with his wife, and wonders if his wife extreme excitement is something to worry about or embrace. You know I got your back freaky fam-giving you nothing but the raw real truth and perspective. Todays topic of discussion is sexting, FaceTime sex, sexy videos, long distance flirtation and hyping the women up to do what they gotta do. TUNE IN Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code HOUSEWIFE at MANSCAPED.com! Get a sexy gift for your lover at MARRIAGE SUPPLY www.marriagesupply.com code: HOUSEWIFE for 10% off your order!! FOLLOW ME ON MY SOCIALS IG-@_thehornyhousewifepodcast tiktok- @thehornyhousewifepodcast ADVERTISING thehornyhousewifepod@gmail.com

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0:00.0	You were listening to a pleasure podcast.
0:03.3	For more from our sex podcast collective, visit PleasurePodcasts.com
0:09.0	Hello everyone and welcome back to the Pony Housewife.
0:26.7	I'm your host Jordan.
0:28.2	If you're new here, we talk all things sex, marriage, listener questions,
0:33.7	audiorodica, some weird shit, some good shit, some funny shit.
0:38.2	I'm going to just start it off with saying that there is a 90% chance that my
0:43.7	neighbors have seen me inside of my vagina or interlebia, if you will.
0:49.8	Has anyone ever heard of Yoni gazing?
0:52.5	Okay, if you don't know what it is, I'm going to tell you.
0:56.8	First, let's back up and just say Yoni gazing could also be vagina-sunning,
1:01.8	sun gazing, your vagina, perinium gazing.
1:05.8	Yeah, that's your butthole gazing.
1:07.8	It's not that complicated, basically.
1:10.8	Instead of laying out, you're also spread-fucking-eggol and you're facing the sun.
1:15.8	And the sun happens to be facing in a direction that there's a window
1:20.8	in another house in your neighborhood that could see into your backyard
1:24.8	unfortunate suburb life.
1:26.8	Then that's what it is.
1:28.8	But I mean, this is my home.
1:30.8	I'm not going to feel uncomfortable in my own home.
1:33.8	They're like, well, motherfucker, I feel uncomfortable in my own home.
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