Ep697 - Vegan Abattoir

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Society & Culture, Comedy

3.1 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 February 2026

⏱️ 147 minutes

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Summary

Kevin Smith does a show where he eats vegan food with his adult daughter. If that sounds terrible you’re right, it’s absolutely atrocious. They eat vegan tacos and pretend they taste like actual tacos. Doubt it! Tab from Here’s What I Don’t Get joins us to explain Kevin just does this show to get free food. The Legion of Skanks recorded a bonus show where Luis J Gomez, Big Jay Oakerson, and Dave Smith got into a deep discussion about the Dabbleverse. Whitney Cummings stepped in it again; this time she infuriates millions of moms by clowning Miss Rachel. She guest hosted The Daily Show and made it all about her. Stuttering John created a new character, Da Duke of Da Future, and it’s embarrassingly bad. We finish with Internet News and your voicemails. Tab’s show: https://hereswhatidontget.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Come to Hackamania! April 10-12 in Las Vegas, use promo code WATP for 10% off – https://hackamania.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I told them in the strongest of words to just do it.
0:04.3	You see, this is a, we just do it kind of show.
0:12.2	Episode 697.
0:15.4	Are you a boner guy?
0:16.8	Oh, I was a boner guy.
0:18.1	You know what?
0:18.5	I missed penis.
0:19.3	What are you talking about?
0:21.3	I'm the one who should apologize.
0:24.1	Is it going to be absolutely riveting?
0:27.0	Is it going to change your life by any stretch?
0:29.4	Probably not, but it's going to be at least entertaining, okay?
0:32.5	By the way, for those people that are in the back, remember to shut the fuck up.
0:39.1	I told them,
0:40.6	and the strongest of words,
0:42.3	to just do it.
0:43.9	Maddie-Oh!
0:45.3	Cuzz-a-Roe.
0:48.3	Cuzz-a-Roe.
0:49.7	Slapparoonie.
0:51.3	It's showtime.
1:03.0	Music It's showtime. WATP-P-P-P.
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