Ep691 - LOLcow Queens

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Society & Culture, Comedy

3.1 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 11 January 2026

⏱️ 140 minutes

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Summary

This week we’re checking out a podcast that’s in the LCU - lolcow universe. Tina and Savage have to manufacture drama everyday in order to keep the audience interested and more importantly, donating money! This show is all about the viewers forking over cash (sound familiar?) Jen from the Jingles Department joins us to break down Tina’s makeover. Rick Glassman and John Goblikon just do it. Whitney Cummings, the world’s biggest podcaster (lol), thinks she’s hosting a comedy podcast. It’s wild how unfunny and ill-informed she is but at least the comments are funny. Stuttering John is making up wild lies about acing the LSAT and selling his boat. Ashley Cummings is somehow even dumber than her sister when it comes to current events and politics. In a separate segment, Jen watched John from his hotel room explain he has never done anything wrong. Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Come to Hackamania! April 10-12 in Las Vegas, use promo code WATP for 10% off – https://hackamania.com/ Watch this episode here: https://youtube.com/live/uODa77jhwEQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Olivia Culpo here to tell you all about the launch of the new Abercrombie spring denim collection,
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0:17.5	Shop in the app, online, and in stores.
0:28.8	Listen up.
0:29.8	That means you.
0:30.5	Yes, you.
0:31.9	We know you're pointing at yourself.
0:33.6	When it comes to Patti Power Games,
0:35.6	we've got a place made for all sorts.
0:54.5	From the experts to the drama queens. It's made the JC. The finance bros. Look at those stocks, lads. We'll stick with slots. It's what we're good at. And not forgetting you. Yes, you, the one listening. Because at Patti Power Games, we've got all sorts of games for all sorts of treacles. Eligibility rules in terms of conditions apply.
0:56.2	Please campbell responsibly.
0:57.1	Aitm plus, Gambleauware.org.
0:58.4	I told them, in the strongest of words, to just do it.
1:02.8	You see, this is a...
1:04.7	We just do it kind of show.
1:07.8	You all ready for the quills?
1:09.7	That certainly doesn't make your vagina sound very appealing.
1:12.6	Episode 600.
1:14.6	Are you a boner guy?
1:15.6	Oh, I was a boner guy.
1:17.6	You know what?
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