EP680: I used an UNALIVE POSSUM to DESTROY his TRUCK - r/nuclearrevenge Reddit Story
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🗓️ 22 January 2023
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r/nuclearrevenge - Revenge and Roadkill: A Love Story
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.5 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.4 | Christian Kid tried to convert me, so I exploded a possum all over his truck. |
| 0:09.2 | But what he did next, I never would have expected. |
| 0:12.1 | I get the missionaries can be like annoying and whatnot, but I don't know if |
| 0:17.2 | exploding opossum is quite the right response. You know what I mean? |
| 0:24.4 | When I was a sophomore in high school, a new guy moved into town. His name, Matt. What's up, |
| 0:30.7 | Matt? Matt played guitar. Oh, Matt. And I was a singer match made in heaven. Our love was meant to be. We started! And I was a singer, match made in heaven. |
| 0:39.0 | Our love was meant to be. |
| 0:40.4 | We started dating when I was a junior and he was a senior. |
| 0:42.8 | I was 16. |
| 0:43.6 | He was 17. |
| 0:45.4 | Honestly, it was super cute and it probably would have made a decent watt pad story. |
| 0:50.0 | But it wasn't made to last as I was moving to a new state at the start of my senior year. |
| 0:54.2 | So this story takes place about two weeks before the end of my junior year. |
| 0:58.8 | And the school and the town were getting ready for senior graduation. |
| 1:03.3 | Oh, yeah. |
| 1:04.1 | Graduate me, baby. |
| 1:05.4 | The characters. |
| 1:06.2 | These are not their real names, but they're fake names. |
| 1:08.8 | O.P. |
| 1:09.4 | me, the girlfriend. |
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