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All right right now I am here to get you riled up if you're not already riled up and I know some of you are.

So this is being recorded which means you are on live studio audience.

Oh you're already pretty riled up.

Okay we're going to like reign it in that we're going to practice some.

This is like you playing a part are you ready we're going to try.

So let's say somebody said something like kind of funny but I like super funny.

I want to hear you practice a gentle chortle.

Okay one two three gentle chortle.

Great.

All right what if somebody says something so fucking funny what do you do.

Oh that's good I like it.

All right what if something somebody says something really surprising what if we can practice a gas one two three.

We probably won't do that one but it's good to know that's in the back pocket.

Let's do like a little like soft clap just a oh yes.

Golf nice golf.

Oh yes.

Oh yes thank you.

Yes white people clap that's what I call that.

All right let's do instead get it right you've already practiced I want to hear some shout I want to hear some yells I want to hear some excitement and some resounding applause.

And I want you to keep it going as we welcome Kenyan Lucy and Amanda the Rwine and Crime Gal.

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