Ep669 - Mojo in the Morning

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Society & Culture, Comedy

3 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 October 2025

⏱️ 144 minutes

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Summary

We’re celebrating Jocktober by revisiting Mojo in the Morning, a show that airs in Detroit, Grand Rapids, and Toledo. Bianca is the newest member of the show and she might be super hot! Oh wait… nope, we checked her Instagram. Either way, she has an unpleasant conversation with a coworker and that becomes a call-in segment. Trucker Andy joins the show to reveal that their listeners are cucks and that Mojo has the worst take ever on the NBA gambling scandal. Ray DeVito has a drunk cokehead on his show and talks to her like she’s speaking coherently. Erock sent in an example of radio’s dystopian future, the Fred Show’s fake “waiting by the phone” segment, and a pre-recorded NYC morning show. Opie is back at Gebhard’s with Ron the Waiter and they have the worst possible takes on ICE raids and the NBA gambling scandal. Kevin Brennan failed miserably trying to sabotage Stuttering John’s standup show with Geno and Keanu in New Brunswick, New Jersey. Speaking of StutJo, he was wasted on Friday night with guest Ava Raiza who admits she visited his trans son’s house. What?? We end with Net News and your voicemails. Andy’s show - https://allapologiespodcast.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	If I get my kid a phone, I'll be able to keep in touch with them all the time.
0:02.8	We'll be on it all the time.
0:04.1	Could walk to school by himself. She could see something, she shouldn't. He could chat with grandma. Friends, trolls. They can access anything on the internet. They can access anything on the internet. So, should I give my kid a phone? Growing up with phones isn't always easy. Introducing EEE safer Sims. Sims that help moderate usage and shield harmful content on any smartphone.
0:24.2	Choose EECF. Growing up with phones isn't always easy. Introducing EEE safer sims. Sims that help moderate usage and shield harmful content on any smartphone.
0:23.6	Choose EE safer sims.
0:25.6	Only on the UK's best network.
0:27.6	To verify best networks, e.e.com,
0:28.6	at UK slash claims.
0:29.6	I told them in the strongest of words to just do it.
0:34.6	You see, this is a...
0:36.6	We just do it kind of show.
0:39.6	Getting the fun size candy bar is fine, but everybody was more than two inches.
0:43.7	Episode 669.
0:46.4	Are you a boner guy? Oh, I was a boner guy.
0:48.9	You know what? I missed penis. What are you talking about? I'm the one who should
0:53.6	apologize.
0:56.9	Is it going to be absolutely riveting?
0:59.5	Is it going to change your life by any stretch?
1:02.5	Probably not, but it's going to be at least entertaining, okay?
1:07.4	By the way, for those people that are in the back, remember to shut the fuck up.
1:10.3	Maddieo!
1:11.9	Cuzz.
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