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Guaranteed Human. Am I the A-Hole for leaving my family to marry an obese trumpet player? Is this written by an AI or human? I'm going to say human. I know this might sound crazy, but bear with me. I recently made the decision to leave my family and marry an obese trumpet player that I met at a concert. I know it sounds like a bad joke, but it's the truth, John. Don't laugh at O.P. Don't laugh.

This is serious. that I met at a concert. I know it sounds like a bad joke, but it's the truth, John.

Don't laugh at O.P. Don't laugh. This is serious. This is real business here. Before you judge me,

let me explain. I've been married for 10 years and I have two young kids. My marriage has been okay, but it's never been great. My wife and I have grown apart over the years and we have

very little in common. We don't have the same interests or hobbies and we don't have much of a sex life.

We've been living like roommates for a long time and we both know that our marriage is on the rocks.

That's sad.

But then a few months ago, I attended a jazz concert and I met this amazing trumpet player.

She was obese and not very attractive.

But she had a beautiful soul and a heart of gold.

We hit it off and we started spending a lot of time together.

She made me feel alive and happy and she showed me a side of myself that I didn't even know existed.

Wow.

That's beautiful.

Without even thinking twice, I decided to leave my family and marry this trumpet player. I know it sounds

crazy, but I felt like I had no choice. I was in love with her and I wanted to be with her.

I didn't care about the consequences or what anyone else thought. I just wanted to follow my heart

and the music. By now, I'm starting to realize that maybe I made a mistake. I don't really think. one thing that's been bothering me is the way my family and friends have been treating

my trumpet player.

I love how he's calling her trumpet player.

My trumpet player.

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