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My wife had seven children that clearly aren't mine.

I tried to make it work, but then she did something even worse.

AI or human?

Sam.

What do you think?

That sounds like a human redditor that we have on our hands. You know, they are messy like that. They be messy. They be messy. Let's see it. But we'll see. My wife and I have been married for about 10 years and we have seven children together. It's a lot of children. Recently, I started to notice that our kids don't really look like me at all.

Oh, no.

You know, you just wake up one day and you're just like, wait a second. Wait, wait.

Can you seven, all seven of you line up real quick?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm noticing what large ears you have.

Grandmother, what long nose you have? What, yeah, what long ears you have. Grandmother. What long nose you have? What, what, yeah, what long ears you have? What

furry limbs you have? What separate nipples you have? Grandma. That, that's a whole different story.

Oh, grandma. So, O.B. says, I have dark hair and brown eyes, but most of our kids have

blonde hair and blue eyes. I don't know if that's biologically possible unless they're adopted.

I asked my wife about it and she just laughed it off and said, the kids can sometimes take after

their grandparents. I wasn't convinced, but I let it go.

Okay.

A few weeks later, I stumbled upon some old pictures of my wife when we were dating.

In these pictures, she had short blonde hair and blue eyes.

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