Ep650 - Unpurifi3d The Ramblings of a Black Queer Christian

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🗓️ 24 August 2025

⏱️ 142 minutes

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Summary

This week we’re talking about Jiamah Violet. This extra heavy set woman is a black Christian with an extremely unhealthy relationship with Jesus. They have an on again off again relationship. She’s also queer but we have no idea what that means anymore. Jodie B joins the program to discuss what having a slave taught Jiamah about God. Adam Conover can’t think of one potential joke about Islam. Ray DeVito is giving money to Dark Syde Phil. Frenchie Hana eats breakfast sandwiches and details the receipt for us. Stuttering John was on Stephanie Miller’s show back in the day and all he talks about is getting a boner after taking Viagra. I swear he brings it up on every episode! We check in on old man Opie who’s complaining about the weather and local news and chalk and male cheerleaders and Crack Barrel… it’s a whole thing. We finish up with a round of To Poke A Dabbler, the Internet News, and your voicemails. Tickets on sale for WATP with Anthony Cumia at The Villa Roma Resort in Callicoon, New York on September 5th – ⁠http://watplive.com/ ⁠ Jodie B’s podcast - https://pod.link/1215644886 Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I'll now hand you over to my best man, Eddie.
0:04.8	Wow, wow, wow. Second time's a charm, eh, Billy Boy.
0:09.3	Oh, God.
0:10.5	Substitution, courtesy of Paddy Power, embarrassing Eddie, makes way for sensible Samuel.
0:15.0	Cool, that was close.
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0:41.3	instead ask more of your phone Google pixel 10 I told them and the strongest of words to
0:53.3	just do it.
0:54.5	You see, this is a, we just do it kind of show.
1:01.1	Me and God are similar.
1:03.6	What are you talking about?
1:06.0	Episode 650.
1:08.6	Are you a boner guy?
1:10.0	Oh, I was a boner guy.
1:11.4	You know what?
1:12.4	I miss penis.
1:13.4	What are you talking about?
1:14.6	I'm the one who should apologize.
1:17.6	Is it going to be absolutely riveting?
1:20.4	Is it going to change your life by any stretch?
1:22.6	Probably not, but it's going to be at least entertaining, okay?
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