Ep649 - Opie Dishes on Howard, Brendan Schaub, StutJo, Aaron Imholte

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🗓️ 21 August 2025

⏱️ 167 minutes

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This week we’re starting off with Brendan Schaub learning a brand new life lesson at the age of 42. Did you know it’s okay to not know stuff and admit that you don’t know stuff? Thanks to Bapa for this revelation. Also it’s confirmed, his children are so embarrassed by him! After we watch Bryan Callen call Brendan out for texting during their show, we check out Stuttering John’s latest standup set in Fort Myers. The crowd is mostly his drinking buddies and yet he still gets heckled throughout his set. Sean from Potentially Criminal agrees with me about Stuttering John based on the lolsuit. Steel Toe is hitting goals easily until he’s not and then he is ready to debase himself. Opie thinks he has insider information about Howard Stern’s contract and he can’t wait to dish. Then Ron the Waiter joins the show to reveal the most horrific personal family drama and Opie couldn’t be a worse friend. Megan and Annie join us for the return of “To Poke a Dabbler” followed by a round of “Is It Gay?” We finish up with some recent comments, reviews, and your voicemails. Tickets on sale for WATP with Anthony Cumia at The Villa Roma Resort in Callicoon, New York on September 5th – ⁠http://watplive.com/ ⁠ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:01.4	There's so many people that do the garbage.
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1:13.6	I'm the one who should apologize.
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