Hello there.

Hello.

Why in this day and age are technical things so difficult still?

I don't know. It's over complicated, isn't it?

Mark got a text message from the washing machine the other day.

How's it doing?

I can't hear you again and I'm not joking.

Oh no!

I mean really? Is this some sort of joke? Are you doing it on purpose? No. Because we're talking about tech?

I haven't changed anything. I haven't. No. I haven't, no. Okay. Well, there we go. So anyway, yeah, it's just a bit of a nightmare. But anyway, how have you been? You look very well today. You look all glam.

Put some makeup on. That'll do. Your fringe very well today. You look all glam. Put some makeup on, if that'll do.

Your fringe is looking nice.

I'm not sure. In this light, it always shows up as gapy, but it's in person. It's like a full fringe.

No, you know what I like about it? I like the length.

Oh, well, I trimmed it the other day just with these scissors because it was getting in my eyes.

So I just hacked at it.

There's a lot of people I know who cut their own hair

and I just don't understand it.

I did for years and years and years,

but then my sister became a hairdresser,

so we tend to try and wait and she intercepts but fringe you I do my

fringe myself because it it grows too quick to do that for me I know but the fringe is one of

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