EP637: Using sign language to impress my deaf girlfriend's parents goes wrong... - r/BestofRedditorUpdates
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🗓️ 30 December 2022
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r/BestofRedditorUpdates - I use sign language to impress my deaf girlfriend's parents but I said the unspeakable.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:40.3 | Guaranteed Human. I use sign language to impress my deaf girlfriend's parents, but little did I know, I said the unspeakable. You know, for people that don't speak, saying the unspeakable, that's not good. That's not good. You never want to speak the unspeakable. That's true. I just want to sign the unspeakable. That's right. A few days ago, my girlfriend and I got caught being intimate. Oh, God. Were they hugging? Were they kissing? Were they raw dog-dogan doggy style? Vaginal penetration. Her mom heard us in the bedroom and banged on the door. |
| 0:43.5 | And in response, I banged my girlfriend harder. |
| 0:45.1 | Wait. |
| 0:46.4 | What? |
| 0:47.0 | I'm kidding. |
| 0:47.4 | I'm kidding. |
| 0:48.6 | No. |
| 0:51.6 | My mom heard us in the bedroom and banged on the door. |
| 0:54.2 | My girlfriend heard nothing because she's deaf. |
| 0:57.3 | I did my best to communicate what it was happening. |
| 1:00.8 | But I was in a compromising position at the time. |
| 1:05.2 | By the time my girlfriend and I were on the same page, the damage was done. |
| 1:06.7 | Her mom heard it all. |
| 1:07.9 | Dang. |
| 1:15.2 | Yesterday, my girlfriend sent me a message to inform me that her parents wanted to have a discussion with the two of us regarding recent events. |
| 1:16.2 | Oh, God. |
| 1:19.9 | I agreed to meet them at their house towards the end of the day. |
| 1:22.3 | This is what I expected to happen. |
| 1:26.6 | One, uncomfortable conversation with parents about my shenanigans with their daughter. |
| 1:28.9 | Two, awkward apology from me. Three, parents about my shenanigans with their daughter. Two, awkward apology for me. |
| 1:35.2 | Three, parents accepting my apology and encouraging my girlfriend and I to practice safe sex, |
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