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EP634: Got a paternity test because something looked off... - r/BestofRedditorUpdates

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Improv, Comedy

4.3576 Ratings

🗓️ 29 December 2022

⏱️ 9 minutes

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r/BestofRedditorUpdates - After 18 years of marriage, I just found out that my children aren't mine.

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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast.

0:02.6

Guaranteed Human.

0:04.3

My 18-year-old kids got a paternity test because something looked off.

0:08.8

My wife, Kelly, and I have known each other for over 20 years and have been married for 18 years.

0:13.6

We have 17-year-old twins, a boy and a girl, and O.P. found something out, Sam.

0:17.8

They're having a child together.

0:19.7

Two days ago, I found out that both of my

0:22.6

kids are not mine. My wife, Kelly, and I met as co-workers right out of college. We were both very

0:27.8

ambitious. So after working for a couple of years, we decided to start a business together. Yo,

0:33.3

this guy's locked in. Not only do you have kids with the person. Not only are you married, we got a business together.

0:40.3

We fell in love and after a year starting our business, we got married.

0:43.3

A couple of months into marriage, we had a massive fight about the direction we wanted to take the business in.

0:49.3

You should have asked what direction she was taking her business in.

0:53.3

If you catch what I mean, where was she

0:55.0

throwing that ass around? Who is the CTO? The chief touching your wife officer. Uh-oh.

1:01.3

After our big fight, I left our home. But she came to me a couple weeks later and we compromised.

1:06.4

We've been inseparable ever since. We were on a break. And so I'm getting that vibe. We'll see. Like a few months or a few weeks after this break that they, she falls pregnant. We'll see. Maybe it was outside of the break. Okay. Let's see. You know. If it happened during the break, like more understandable. More understandable. Kelly got pregnant around this time. Ah, yikes.

1:28.7

And we've been through thick and thin.

1:30.5

Our business has had several hardships, but we have weathered all of them together.

1:34.0

We were always there for each other.

1:35.3

We could always depend on each other.

1:36.8

And I love her so, so much.

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