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I'm trying to throw my niece in jail for messing up my coat. Am I the A-hole? I mean, it is a coat, but I guess we'll hear you out. It might be a nice coat, you know. Might be a fancy coat. Might be like a, you know, like a chinchilla coat. I mean, made of a hundred chinchillas. If you get my chinchilico dirty,

I kind of have to shoot you in the face.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

With, I have a hundred chinchillas. If you get my chinchilla coat dirty, I kind of have to shoot you in the face.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. With, I have to go up to a police officer, pull out their gun, and then shoot you and then toss the gun aside. Yeah. Like a movie. Yeah. And shoot the police officer after. Yeah. Just for good measure. Yeah. I 28 female have a niece 16 female.

She is my only sister's only child. Yeah, just for good measure. Yeah, yeah. I 28 female have a niece, 16 female.

She is my only sister's only child.

I like that double only.

Two years ago, I married a very wealthy man, 34 male.

Good on you.

Hey, Poppy.

And because of the pandemic, last Christmas was my first with my in-laws.

My mother-in-law gifted me a coat that is worth more than $20,000. I am shocked. It's that cheap. Dude, 20,000 for a coat. That's insane. That's insane.

That's an insanely expensive coat. I saw her wearing it. Asked her where she bought it. And she says it will be my Christmas gift from her. You know, I guess it's like a nice Christmas gift or whatever. But it's like kind of like hand me downs. Oh, oh. So she was wearing the coat. And then she's like, I'm going to give it to you. I mean, it is a $20,000 coat. Like if someone was like, hey, John, I'm going to give you my Tesla for Christmas.

I'm like, stoked.

Okay.

Let's go.

I didn't know how much it was.

I knew it was expensive, but I thought maybe it's like $3,000 at most.

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