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My wife's parents are threatening to bring a lawsuit against me for an underage marriage.

Oh dear.

I'm very curious to like what you would do with this situation because it's weird.

I'm mentally prepared now.

Go ahead.

I realize this is going to sound like a troll post and I promise it's not.

My wife was adopted from Russia when she was three years old.

Okay.

A few years ago, we were looking into finding more information about her biological family.

And John, what if we learned about 23 and me tests?

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translated incorrectly. And the actual birth date was about a year and a half later than what was

told to her parents. And also what ended up on the American paperwork. So this means that she

wasn't three years old when she was adopted.

She was actually 18 months old.

Her parents were surprised, but not shocked by this because she was delayed as a child.

But they thought that it was just because she was in an orphanage and that it would even

out when she was older, which it did.

Interesting.

Here's where it gets dicey.

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