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Mother-in-law steals my family heirloom during my wedding, so I called the police.

But what my family did next shock me to my core.

When they steal the family heirloom, sometimes you got to call the police.

Yeah, yeah, especially when your family heirloom is an antique bone dildo.

Oh, wow.

That was not the direction I was expecting that to go.

So I, 28 female, got married to my husband 34 male a week ago.

Nice.

We got engaged about a year ago.

And when I got engaged, my mother gave me a pair of earrings, which she said

every woman for generations in her family has worn to their weddings. Wow. That's a family heirloom

right there. They are four carrot dangling earrings and they are worth a lot. I felt very honored

to be given them. And it made me feel closer to my grandmother who had died two months prior.

About three months after that, I went wedding dress shopping with my mother, my sister, and my fiance's mother.

I brought all the jewelry that I would be wearing to my wedding to see how they would match the dress.

When I put the jewelry on, my mother-in-law kept going on about how gorgeous the earrings are.

Just delightful, simply smashing.

Oh, yes.

My mother explained the story and how they were a family heirloom passed down generations.

I found the dress of my dreams and bought it.

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