EP60: "Someone's swallowed a census"

Ghost Huns

Hannah and Suzie

Comedy

4.8 • 618 Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2024

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

There's a lot of debate and political intrigue on this eppy. How do you pronounce 'scalp'? Who is caught up in the wishing well? Oranjay? Or orANGE. Afrodeejack or AfroDizzyAck? Absolute nonsense as always from the huns but the spooks are creepier than ever... Expect stories of posh scouts and hidden wishing wells, a haunted picture of a lighthouse (or Dunelm?), an intruder gets spooked, Ouija horror, the history of Bloody Mary, a phone call with the hubby and an anonymous CreepOfTheWeek! ALSO We delve in to the Haunted Painting from Sussex! Where is it now? How do we find it? Is it really cursed? Enjoy gorgey huns xoxo JOIN OUR PATREON! EXTRA bonus episodes AND a monthly ghost hunt for just £4.50! Or £6 for AD-FREE EPS and weekly AGONY HUNS! We'll solve your problems huns! Sign up here: www.patreon.com/GhostHuns Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The boys started yelling as loud as they could trying to warn him. As he reached the wishing well,
0:04.0	so hard to say. As he reached the wishing well, Stanley Jenkins seemed to hear their prize.
0:09.2	He suddenly stopped and turned around. Then he let out a scream more pleasing and dreadful than any of the boys on the ridge, but it was too late.
0:16.5	Ah!
0:20.2	I arrived to find our front window smashed.
0:24.0	No glass on the pavement below told me that somebody had broken in.
0:27.1	Well, he can't have his keys when he's start bullet naked, can he?
0:29.9	Well, where are you going to stall them?
0:31.4	Where are you going to store them under your bollock, probably?
0:35.3	No, I'm just, I think I'm about to die of TSS.
0:38.9	Oh.
0:39.9	Well, if that happened, I promise, I'll come back at the end.
0:43.6	If we get haunted, so you don't have to.
1:00.8	Yeah. I've got dandruff a little bitch.
1:04.8	I'm a flaky little bitch.
1:05.3	Oh.
1:06.2	Anyway.
1:07.6	You need some scalp treatment.
1:08.2	Oh, I do.
1:09.1	I'm going to get a sculpt.
1:10.4	How do you say it?
1:12.6	Scalp. Scalp. Scalp. Sculp. Scalp. Scalp. scalp treatment oh I do I'm gonna get a scalp how do you say it scalp scalp scalp scalp scalp scalp scalp that you cannot you say it's not sculp scalp it's scalp it's
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