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My own parents disowned my children, and now I'm getting revenge.

What did the children do?

I'm like, like, what is worthy of being disowned?

You know, you spilt your juice on grandma's special chair.

So now you're just on the family.

It was for the 1800s. It was in the

family. Generations. You dropped one of my vintage plates. I don't even know if plates are vintage,

but I think the kids stop listening to Andrew Tate and grandma is a big taint. Whoa. That is a plot

twist. Plot twist. That's a read of story I would read. I, 32 female, have been with my wife, Ava, 34 female, for eight years now. But we've been married for five. She was a single mom of three kids when we started dating. She had two daughters, now 10 and 12. And a son, now 16.

Okay. Now, I've watched these kids grow up. I read them bedtime stories, do bath time, first day of school, PTA meetings, all of it. But is she doing bedtime stories with the voices? That's important. You know, I think if you don't do the voices, you... You're basically not reading the story. You're not. And you're basically not family. You're not family. Grounds for dissonment.

It's in the contract, the family contract.

Now, I very much consider them to be my kids.

And they've been calling me mom for almost six years.

It's a long time.

Now, my brother.

You know, when the, when the girl you're dating calls you daddy for at least six months, that means something.

Hello.

So if the kids call you mommy for six years, that means something too.

That jump, though.

If you, if you, if you're, yeah, you said it.

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