EP586: I Pulled Out And Now My Retirement Is Messed Up - r/TIFU Reddit Story
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🗓️ 3 December 2022
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r/TIFU - TIFU by trusting the pull-out method. My retirement is f*****
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:22.1 | Guaranteed Human. Today I effed up by trusting the pull-out method. And now my retirement is fucked. Like, they literally tell you not to do the pull-out method, like, since they start sex head. Like, I remember fourth grade. Yeah. They're like, yo. Wow. They start early. Dang. That was earlier than me yeah a little progressive more progressive over little kids are are are banging you know on the daily yeah or at |
| 0:28.8 | least in i had a pretty bad grade so like fourth grade people were giving each other handies and |
| 0:34.4 | movie theaters wow yeah. Wow. Okay. |
| 0:37.7 | This is at Catholic school, the dirtiest of the schools. |
| 0:42.4 | Californians are built different. |
| 0:43.5 | Dude, I know. |
| 0:44.4 | I know. |
| 0:45.0 | It's that Hollywood influence. |
| 0:47.8 | But even then, they were like, yo, pull out method. |
| 0:50.9 | Stop. |
| 0:52.1 | And hey, you know, many people just don't listen. |
| 0:56.9 | I'm, I'm, my mind is still blown about the fourth graders and candies and all that jazz. |
| 1:01.8 | My mind was blown when I learned about it in fourth grade. |
| 1:06.8 | Oh, man. |
| 1:07.4 | I wish other things were blown, but God save our children. |
| 1:11.0 | Alas, I, you know, late bloomer. |
| 1:15.3 | Same. |
| 1:16.9 | All right. |
| 1:18.3 | All right. |
| 1:18.9 | Let's let's see. |
| 1:20.0 | Let's see what this predicament this person is in. |
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