From the Southeast Asian capital city of the land of 7,107 islands, the Philippines, I bid you good day, good morning, good afternoon, good evening, whatever the case may be, wherever you are in the planet's many, many time zones, all of them covered thoroughly by this program, coast to coast a.m. It's great to be here.

I'm Art Bell. It is my honor, my privilege to be escorting you through what's going to be a

fascinating weekend. Let me catch you up on a couple of things first. The item on, actually,

there are a couple items on the website for your attention. One, of course,

is my web picture, my little weekend web picture. And somebody sent that to me, and I thought,

I sat and I laughed and I laughed and I laughed. That is a billboard. Never underestimate a woman scorned. And you may

have to squint a little bit to read it, but it's worth, uh, it's worth the squint. Believe me,

uh, you know, it's a little bit of a small format, uh, of course there, but, uh, my God,

that's funny. So go to coast to coastam.com and check it out.

It's really absolutely a riot.

All right.

That's one item.

Another item is we're having a free weekend, a free stream link weekend.

And what that means is between now and Monday at 6 o'clock in the morning Pacific Time,

you can listen to the program for free on StreamLink.

Now, that is a pretty doggone good deal.

And as a matter of fact, Aaron is listening in the other room on StreamLink right now.

I applied for the free, you know, I'm sure that they could arrange to have me get

into StreamLink most of the time, but we've used other methods. So this weekend, she's actually

listening to StreamLink, courtesy of the free StreamLink weekend. Again, between now and 6 o'clock

in the morning, because time on Monday Monday it's all free so jump on it

now uh i think all they actually do is ask for your name and your email address so they can

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