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My husband got a paternity test because the baby came out with darker skin than me.

I hope he doesn't find out my secret.

So there's, you know, we read lots of crazy titles on the show.

We have lots of crazy stories.

This one is one, I don't even know what to say.

I just have to hear the story.

This is babies are like, like, Crayola colors, you know? Sometimes you think you're buying

one pack. Uh-huh. And you might get a different set of Crayola colors. I'm going to be

honest. I am completely lost in the sauce of this analogy. Jeans, bro. Jeans. Jeans. You know, sometimes you think you're getting a baby with two legs. Okay, okay. It comes out with three. Sometimes you're getting, you know, one baby, you get two. You think you're getting magenta, Crayola and you're getting seafone. Exactly. Exactly. You know, you just never,

you know, life is like a box of creola crayons. You know, you never know what you get to get. All right. Here we go. Here we go. My husband is 32. I am 27. We got married two years ago and have been together for six years. One year ago. I fell pregnant. Is that a thing that people say?

Felt a pregnant.

A tripped fell,

got popped in and. years. One year ago, I fell pregnant. Is that a thing people say? Felt pregnant.

And tripped fell, got popped in and just one day. Popped in, pop out, you know. We were just

walking and then tripped. It slipped in. He came and now here we come to this place. And we had

her daughter a few months ago. Congrats, O.P. However, he has been very weird during these months. One thing to note is I am mixed.

My dad is white Spanish and my mom is dark skin Latina. I am more light skinned. However, many of my family

members are really dark, which is like a thing that happens, right? Even my mom,

when she was like in Australia, she looked completely different just based on like sun exposure.

She had like like really dark olive skin and now she's way more pale. Yeah, I have, uh, my,

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