Ep57- Ho Ho gift guide, the ideal BJ, and a DIY s*x tape.

The Horny Housewife

THH Media LLC

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.6 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 13 December 2021

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Its almost Christmas so what are you going to get your horny housewife or husband this year?! Ive got some pretty cool gift ides that are SURE to bring a smile to your S.O face=) Whilst giving you the scoop on what to get your lover, im covering the bases of what NOT to give them as well-avoiding a bad experience all together. Next Im answering some very relatable listener questions, where men are needing to crack the wife code! Im giving you my advice on real questions from real listeners wanting more sex and not knowing how to go about it! Moving on Im sharing all of YOUR responses to my latest asked question "what makes a DAMN GOOD BLOWJOB?!" and you came through!...truly the men delivered the answers and I am here to tell you everything they said-and my thoughts of course. I end the episode gives my two cents on how to make a sexy at home tape; without all the pressure, and the perks of doing so! TUNE IN you don't wanna miss=) xoxo Link for Foria (CBD lube, intimacy products): https://glnk.io/j703/thehornyhousewifepodcast Use code JORDYNHAKES20 to get 20% off your order. Follow me on social media! IG @thehornyhousewifepodcast Tik Tok @thehornyhousewife

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0:00.0	You were listening to a pleasure podcast.
0:03.2	For more from our sex podcast collective, visit PleasurePodcasts.com.
0:09.1	It's Monday, you know what that fucking means time for the whole learning housewife.
0:14.9	I'm your host Jordan and today is a very special Mary Halla day episode because we are going
0:23.8	to talk about what to buy your husband or wife.
0:27.7	If something different, not something fucking boring.
0:30.6	If you get your wife a blender, you're fucking lame and you deserve nothing.
0:37.5	Don't buy a cleaning tool, don't buy fucking something for the kitchen unless that's a side
0:44.3	gift unless that is one of many how dare you.
0:50.0	How dare you.
0:51.0	And if this triggers anyone, then you have some looking inward to do because this isn't
0:56.0	about a price tag, okay, this is about putting a little more thought into it unless she says
1:04.0	I want the kitchen aid for Christmas, don't do it unless it's like a bonus gift unless it's
1:11.1	like on the side of jewelry, a handbag, you know, and we will dive in a little deeper into
1:19.6	what to get your wife or husband.
1:22.2	Obviously I have better wife tips.
1:25.8	So men listening send this to your wife, say, hey, listen to some of those ideas.
1:31.1	I got you, girl.
1:32.2	So wifeies, if you've now tuned in truly, I am going to, you were going to get so many wifey points.
1:40.6	You were going to be able to use this against him.
1:43.1	You may even take it away if you want, like be toxic.
1:45.9	Do whatever you need to do or just bless him.
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