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Guaranteed human. Karen, mom forces me into a relationship, but I already have a boyfriend. That's an aggressive matchmaker. Yeah, I mean, because there's the kind of typical, like, oh, your mom wants to, like, you know, hook you up with someone to get married and get grandkids. Like Sally's daughter looks so great, doesn't she, Sam? But this Karen is taking it to the next. I was like, no, no, no. I'm just going to delete your current relationship and make a new one. I never liked him anyway. He's out on the streets. Boom. Next level. Kicked at the curb. So my female 14, mom female 44 in the past few weeks has been trying to force me to date her friend's son yeah i i i feel bad for the friend's son oh yeah it's like man doesn't have a strong enough

tinder profile to work on his own so he has to like incorporate like mercenary moms to go do his bidding and try to get women for him.

Now you feel bad for him now, but just just wait. Just wait till the end of the story. Just wait. I also feel bad for OPE just to be clear. Oh yeah. OPEZ. Yeah. For context, him and I used to be pretty close friends back in middle school. Two months ago, he had broken up with his long time girlfriend. So he's, you know, single and ready to mingle. He's hurting. Despite me currently having a relationship, my mom is constantly telling me to come over to comfort him, always telling me that he is the perfect guy for me. I'm also imagining that like they're at the dinner table with the current boyfriend. And you're like, you know who you should date? You know who's the perfect, man? Sally's little kid, little little munchkin. Dude, I would not put it past this care this this yeah she's she's a bit

wild yeah yeah i want i want i want a statement though from the boy the current boyfriend i want to

know what yeah honestly we do we do need that one day the guy my mom is trying to hook me up with

not my boyfriend tried to kiss me during her relationship nice so i told my mom is trying to hook me up with, not my boyfriend, tried to kiss me during her relationship.

Nice.

So I told my mom that I do not want to hang out with him anymore.

She literally slapped me and I almost cry.

Can you imagine?

Dude.

But I'm just imagining this Karen mom with this little, what's the other kid's name?

We do not know.

We do not know.

I'm just imagining this Karen's mom with this, this like young, young man saying like, I know just how my daughter likes it.

Puck her up and they're practicing this kid's making out on the, the 1.0 version so we can get with the 2.0 version and then

little O.P throws it all in her face and she's like, why did I kiss your new potential boyfriend

all those times if you're not going to get with him? Have you seen, have you seen Rami the show?

No, what's that? There's a bit of, uh, it's,

it's, it's a really good show on Hulu. Uh, and there's a bit of it almost that, that scenario

almost happens. Nice. She told me that I'm making him more sad by doing this and then I should be

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