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How much money do you make? Shit, about $1,000 a week. There we go. What do you do? Ha-ha. I sell drugs. What drugs? Shit, cocaine. All type of shit. Man, this is legal man to build this motherfucker man. Tell me the truth. It's the most legal show on earth. No problem, man. So I sell drugs and shit, right?

And sell a lot of weed and on earth. No problem, man.

So I sell drugs and shit, right?

And sell a lot of weed and shit with my home boy Rob Dog. Yeah. And sometimes you fuck me over, so I'm going to fuck with him too much. With, oh, wait, raw dog? Rob dog. Rob dog. Yeah. And then, car n' nigga Chambers. He was your hard-ass rapper, too.

Then I got the high people.

Let me sell drugs here and there, here and now.

I promise to love you faithfully faithful to all type of shit, you know? Have you ever gotten into any, like, crazy situations with that job? Hell no, man. Everything was straight, I don't me. Everything was, you know what I'm saying? PCHQ in this motherfucker, you know? Yeah. All right. I see right now y'all up with like stupid shit,

but I see what's going on, man.

How much money do you make in a year?

More than you need to know about.

Ballpark.

No, no numbers.

Range.

Enough to pay my bills.

How much of your bills? Enough to make a great living and support that one over there.

Why won't you tell me?

Because he doesn't need to know how much I make.

You already told me.

What does she make?

Somewhere around like a hundred is what she told me. Alright, we have the truth. What do you do? I'm in sales. What do you sell? I sell software into healthcare companies. It's, I do, well, they like to say drugs, but I don't sell drugs anymore. That was pharmaceutical rep. That was legal drug sales. That was before this job. Legal drugs, sure. How much money do you make a year?

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