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My fiance left me at the altar.

Four years later, he's come back to tell me why he did it?

That seems like twist in the knife a little bit.

You know, like not only did I leave you at the altar,

but I left you at all the altar because you're dumb stupid B.

So about four years ago,

I-Female 29 was supposed to be getting married to my fiance at the time. Jay. Dude, screw this guy. Everyone who's name starts with a J. Utter trash. Facts. Utter trash. Go in the comments. If your name starts with the J, we're coming for you. That's right. Everything was going so perfect.

I was in my dress.

I had my makeup on and I had taken the pictures with all of my bridesmaids.

I was pretty much ready to walk down the aisle when Jay's best man pulled me to the side.

And he told me you got some spinach in your teeth.

Just kidding.

That's not what he said.

He said your fiancee is gone.

Really?

Split.

How long were they dating?

I can't imagine standing someone up at like a restaurant of someone I've dated for a couple years, let alone just like, critch in a wedding.

Crazy.

Maybe it's like an arranged marriage or like.

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