EP553: Give Me Half of Your Inheritance Because I’m Your Brother - r/BestofRedditorUpdates Reddit Story

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4.3 • 576 Ratings

🗓️ 7 November 2022

⏱️ 9 minutes

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r/BestofRedditorUpdates - Grandmother gave my brother and me an equal share portfolio each when we were kids. Brother sold his when they were worth a car. I left mine in and now they're a substantial amount. Brother and his girlfriend want my half now.

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0:00.0	This is an I-Heart podcast.
0:02.6	Guaranteed human.
0:04.0	Give me half of your inheritance because I'm your brother.
0:07.6	We're related.
0:08.5	We should just give it to me.
0:10.2	We share blood.
0:10.3	Yeah.
0:10.8	That's we should share money.
0:12.1	Bingo.
0:12.6	Because blood is thicker than gold.
0:16.0	Ooh.
0:16.8	That sounds like some game of throwing share.
0:18.1	We came from the same sack.
0:20.3	So give me a sack of money.
0:23.2	When my brother was 16 and I was four, my grandmother set aside a share portfolio for us.
0:30.1	So we're talking big money.
0:32.0	Them stonks.
0:33.2	Stonks, baby.
0:34.4	As soon as we were old enough, it was transferred into our own accounts,
0:38.1	and it was only four years later that my brother dipped heavily into his to buy a new Honda.
0:44.2	Yo, he spent all his inheritance on a freaking Honda.
0:47.5	On a Honda, bro.
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