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EP546: My son doesn't look like me! - r/BestofRedditorUpdates Reddit Story

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Improv, Comedy

4.3576 Ratings

🗓️ 3 November 2022

⏱️ 14 minutes

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r/BestofRedditorUpdates - Man gets a paternity test on son because he doesn’t look enough like him OR how to ruin your marriage in 2 days or less + NEW Update


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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast.

0:02.5

Guaranteed Human.

0:04.3

I got a paternity test because my kid looks strangely familiar.

0:08.9

Hey, Bobby, uh, it's kind of funny how you my best friend at all, but also my kid.

0:17.5

Look, oh, I'm imagining Bobby is O.P's friend.

0:20.6

Oh, yeah. Like Bobby,by you know we've been friends

0:24.9

for a while but something's real weird my my kid over there it kind of looks like you how strange is

0:31.5

that what what a quinky dink and i've been like you know like bobby you you and my wife has been

0:36.4

hanging out a lot.

0:37.5

Yeah, of course.

0:38.6

Weird.

0:39.2

Yeah.

0:39.8

Rubbing off on her.

0:41.1

I 37 male got a paternity test and now my wife might divorce me over it.

0:45.1

Help.

0:46.5

Hell yeah.

0:47.3

My wife, 35 female and I 37 male have been married for 12 years.

0:51.6

We have three kids and I always had this nagging feeling that our middle

0:55.8

child wasn't mine. Our oldest and youngest look just like me, but that middle child does not.

1:04.0

Yites. My wife has shown me a picture of her grandfather and he does look a lot like him,

1:09.9

but he just doesn't have any of my family

1:12.0

features. He looks so different than anyone else in the family. I decided I wanted a paternity test

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