This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human. Am I the A-Hole for sending an invoice to my wife's cousin after she didn't have space for us at her wedding? Yes. That is my answer. All right, John. Let's see if you change your answer shortly. I own a printing company. Nice. All right. You're super cool dude, I guess.

Congratulations.

Congratulations.

They'll need to brag or what.

Are you Benjamin Franklin over here owning your own print shop?

Fall in a ditch.

God.

That I run with my wife.

Her cousin came to us and wanted us to do all the signage, banners, guest books,

life-sized cutouts for the wedding. Are there a life-sized cutouts for weddings? That's a tad much. That's funny. I like that. I'm going to add that to my wedding. We do this all the time for friends' weddings and events and we never charge. We're happy to help out. And usually it's a lot of fun working together to make some cool stuff. You need to take a book, a page out of the book of greedy capitalist pigs.

Yeah.

Always charge.

A few weeks before the wedding, her wedding planner tells us they need all the items by X-Date so they can set up for the wedding.

At this point, we had received our wedding invitations and didn't know when the actual wedding was.

Wow.

Huh.

My wife text her and tries to clarify when the wedding is and if we miss the invitation

somehow.

Her cousin replies and says, oh, we downsize the wedding and decided to have like a close

friends and family thing and they didn't have

space for us in the small venue. So you still, so you tell me you still want the expensive

printouts, but you, but I'm not going to the wedding. How much do you think those printouts cost?

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