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Guaranteed human. Today I'm up by taking random door dash orders on my porch. Hell yeah. Stealing. So for context, me 18 male and my family have been having an issue where we get random door dash orders on our porch. That's the greatest issue of all time. Free food. I would definitely take that. The first time that happened, I assumed it was a mistake. And after no one claimed it for two hours, we just decided to take it. Then randomly every month, another would appear. After the second meal, we called DoorDash. And they told us it was most likely a glitch and not to worry about it. Ever since, we've just taken orders as a stroke of luck until today. Uh-oh. Now out my window, I see someone deliver some food. The same thing happens. I go ahead and grab it. My brother starts to eat the cheeseburger and fries. And right as I'm about to dig in, we hear a knock on the front door. Of course, we panic and throw everything back in. And I see a short 25-year-old guy.

He says, he's nice and says that their house number is the same as ours.

And our address has got mixed up saying how he even brings us our packages.

Man is like the good guy bringing the packages that get mixed up and sent to his place.

But they are eating the food. Oh, so tragic. We both apologizes and he leaves saying, Enjoy your night. So I hand him back all the food with the exception of the fries and burger. That's like all the food. I mean, you've already, you've already eaten part of it. He leaves and I thought that was the end of it. About five minutes later comes another knock.

I answered the door and a woman about the same age and stature as the other guy shows up and she's visually upset.

She asks about the burger and the fries that were inside the bag.

Where's the burger and fries?

My mom shouts a no as she walks upstairs and my brother shrugs it off. I step outside with her and apologize saying that he ate it and that they didn't want to fess up. I asked if she would want us to pay her back and she tells me no. Then she points to her house and then tells me we get her orders. I tell her sorry and that we thought the orders were random. She then says,

I don't believe you in an angry tone and walks out. So she's pissed that they've been taking her orders. She thinks it's like a whole plot. Yeah, like taking them. It's conspiracy. Now I'm watching a movie feeling like shit, taking their food. I'm wondering if there's anything I can do to make it up to them, but I'm guessing there isn't. there's absolutely something you can do.

Throw all the food.

The next time into their mouth like a baby bird. Yeah. Not just eat the food. The next time the order comes, like get a ring, like a camera thing. So you can see the instant it gets there, grab it and then pretend like, like, I don't know what you're

talking about. Yeah, yeah. I don't you're talking about. I've never seen this door dash. I've never, what's door dash. I don't even know what that company is. What's door to Shea? I don't, I don't know what that is. Yeah, yeah. I'm, I'm cultured and, uh, I don't dash to doors. I know about caviar, but doorkash.

I've never heard of such a thing.

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