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Ghost Huns

EP53: My Dad My Dog

Ghost Huns

Hannah and Suzie

Comedy

4.8618 Ratings

🗓️ 28 November 2023

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

This week we delve into our gorge listener stories - there's so many spooky tales you've sent in, we thought it'd be mad not do a Creep of the Week bonanza. Why is Severus Snape so sad? Are those his goblets? Have the Daily Mail picked the right story? Have we got political again? Massive thank you to our COTW huns: Brittany, Megan, Grace, Amber, Daniel & Sarah. Find out if the huns will get that tattoo and come find out what a Ouija Board app does... "#Itsagroupthing." Stay spooky xoxo JOIN OUR PATREON! EXTRA bonus episodes AND a monthly ghost hunt for just £4.50!  Or £6 for AD-FREE EPS and weekly AGONY HUNS! We'll solve your problems huns!  Sign up here: www.patreon.com/GhostHuns Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Suddenly, she felt something pressing down on her hand.

0:05.0

She knew instantly that it was a hand.

0:09.0

It felt as if the trees had eyes or that something or someone was going to jump out of his and take us away.

0:17.0

We then realised we trailed off the path. We've gone deeper into the woods.

0:24.2

Can we say that one more time?

0:26.1

Suck my wet end.

0:30.3

Lorena? Can I please? Can I please? Can I please? Shag a pregnant lady please now.

0:34.5

Jesus. Lady, please now. Sh! Oh!

0:43.3

Oh! Oh!

0:44.3

Ah!

0:46.3

Ah!

0:47.3

Oh! Welcome to episode 53 of Ghost Huns.

1:03.0

The people of Britain loved their ice baths.

1:06.3

They bought loads of them.

1:07.9

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1:29.0

24.9% purchase rate per annum based on a £1,200 credit limit. Oh, that's my prime delivery.

1:34.6

What already? Only one thing can match the buzz of Primes fast delivery. And that's the

1:39.8

buzz of Primes entertainment. What are we watching? Heads of State, that new action comedy with Idris Elbert as the Prime Minister, John Sina as the President, and Priyanka Chopra Jonas, as their only hope. Looks like a blast. From fast delivery to explosive entertainment, it's on Prime. For only $8.99 a month, join now. Content includes limited ads, subscription, or to run news. For more information, go to Amazon.com. U.K.S. Oh, you didn't do a ghost. Do you know why? Because I'm mad. Why are you mad? I'm just mad. I'm the same reason you are. I'm in a fucking terrible mood. Oh, Jesus. Aren't you in a mood? I've had. Yeah, both both of us have been a bit scratchy, haven't we? Rattie, scratchy. I'm glad we're both in that same thing at the time. I mean, I am on the longest period of my goddamn life. Mine's not yet arrived. It's absolutely, it's, it's, it's, it's, I've never had that, this is bad, but I'm, I'm, I could kill.

2:37.0

Yeah, you want to, you want to murder. Although you made me a lovely coffee this morning. Well, I think I'm coming out of it a little bit. But, oh my gosh, when I was back out, I can't believe I did this. I am my brother was lying on the so you've been to my house you've seen the safers

2:34.5

they're leather safers I don't believe I did this. I, um, my brother was lying on the, so you've been to my house, you've seen the sofas. They're leather sofas. I don't fully support it, you know, veganism. But they're leather sofas, very soft leather. Yeah. Very expensive sofas. And my mum and dad thought that now that we're all adults, it's an appropriate time to buy a soft leather sofa because no one's

3:07.5

going to ruin it. Guess who's ruined one? Did you pezz on it? No, but I may as well. That would have been better. What happened? Because I threw, I was sat on one, I was sat on a chair at the bathroom, threw a piece of Terry's chocolate orange to my brother who was on the sofa, thought he saw it he didn't see it He ended up lying in it. Oh, Jesus. So there was a big chocolate smearing. We were like, it's fine. Just remove it. Put the leather cleaner on it. While Terry's chocolate orange has got fucking orange oil in it. And the oil has fucked the sofa and my dad he's not happy

3:40.8

so wait was this on a cushion

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