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My best friend blackmailed my parents.

And this is why I'm happy about it.

Hey, I think honestly, if your friends aren't willing to blackmail your family members and destroy their reputation for your boys, you don't got boys.

I say, what if what if you what if we just

start a trend blackmailing parents for no reason. Yeah. Light up their spots. Yeah.

For no reason whatsoever. I say to film a sex tape with your friends mom. Just so you always

have dirt. Yeah. Young gravy style. Young gravy. Where are you at? I'm just kidding. No,

stay away from my mom. Yeah. Yeah. Don't, don't tempt him. Don't tempt him. Don't get him mad.

So, I have a sister that's six years older than me. My parents for years cancel on me last minute

because of my sister. I have a basketball game. Oops. Sorry. Sister

doesn't feel like going out. I'm graduating from college. From college? No. Oops. Sister has a bad day

work. Dude, these parents literally feel, uh, it's like, it's like, you know, like how you, you might think, oh, like, who's the favorite daughter? Who's the favorite son? Like, don't make it obvious. Yeah. Like, like, at least some have some secrecy about it. This is probably the most extreme example of like favorite. Like, it's just, they're not even trying yeah like to hide it it's

what is opi done insane that's the question yeah maybe maybe op is like secretly in fault but

won't share yeah yeah maybe it's like op he's just like always like like taking shits on his

parents laptops he's like why don't they like me it's like op you keep because my keyboard is

covered in feces.

They have missed both major and smaller events in my life because of her meltdowns.

Now, I met the love of my life.

And we decided to tie the knot.

Let's go.

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