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EP521: DRINKING during my BUSINESS MEETING - r/tifu Reddit Story

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Improv, Comedy

4.3576 Ratings

🗓️ 21 October 2022

⏱️ 3 minutes

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r/tifu - TIFU by mistaking my drink bottle for my vodka bottle

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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast.

0:02.5

Guaranteed human.

0:04.2

Today, I effed up by mistaking my vodka bottle for my water bottle.

0:08.9

Hey, just sounds like you're an alcoholic.

0:10.7

That's fine by me.

0:12.4

You drink you.

0:14.2

If you're not getting drunk, then you're not really work that liver hard.

0:18.6

No, you're not.

0:19.4

Hey, listen, livers are like muscles.

0:21.6

You have to keep pushing them and tearing them to rebuild them stronger.

0:25.9

You got to give each part of your body a job.

0:28.0

And the liver's job is to handle your alcohol consumption.

0:31.4

It's simple science.

0:32.9

It's simple science.

0:33.5

Simple math.

0:34.4

I, female 27, have had a very rough couple of years as has everyone this has resulted

0:40.5

in me becoming a heavy drinker and i often use drinking to get through my daily life oh gosh that is

0:46.8

sorry op that's that's you know you should you should talk to someone yeah definitely honestly not

0:52.9

us not not not us we are not qualified by any stretch of the

0:56.8

imagination. Now, drink a bit though. Yeah. Yeah. Recently, I've been drinking quite a lot to get

1:03.2

through the stress of work and daily surviving. Today, in a rush to get to work, I reached for my

1:09.5

vodka bottle instead of my water bottle without

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