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Two Judgey Girls

Ep52: Two Judgey Girls

Two Judgey Girls

Two Judgey Girls

Tv & Film, Tv Reviews

4.45.6K Ratings

🗓️ 14 February 2018

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

Queen Ariana vs Murder She Wrote Stassi in a battle of the birthdays. Stassi stills sings "it’s my birthday and I’ll cry if I want to, or drink too much tequila and take too much adderall". Why doesn’t my bf like me? The Carl Addiction is strong in the Hamptons. He even said I love you, right before he put it in...does that make it count? Kyle continues his drinking bender and we wonder if he was an eating disorder? Doritos continues to stir the pot and puts Kyle vs Erika all because she slept in a hotel, because she had her period. The BH ladies head to NYC for fashion week and DoriTOES continues to put her foot in her mouth...pun intended. Won’t you judge with us?

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0:00.0

Welcome back to Two Judgy Girls. This is Mary from the Bay. It's Courtney from LA and we're coming to you on

0:22.8

see you next Tuesday. Yeah, it's Ponte dee.

0:28.0

Cosmo Palitane. Wait, can I just tell you something right now? Um, first off, I just want to start off by saying this Instagram account called comments by celebs. Have you seen it?

0:42.0

No, okay, it's at comments by celebs. It is so freaking funny. This person goes through like Instagram comments and finds like what celebrities comment to each other on Instagram. Oh my god.

0:52.0

But anyways, I hope I hope are we following them? Um, I am on my personal.

0:58.7

Now get get on the judgey girls. I know. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it right now. But okay, so I'm just commenting on this one right now because there's this throwback picture that Chris Jenner just posted and Kim Kardashian has her like sperm eyebrows and like bad makeup and Katy Perry literally messages. Tell Kim to show us that look on makeup tutorial, please.

1:17.6

Like she's shading her so bad. I love it. Anyway, celebrity, trolling celebrities. Yes, it's like what we aim to do once we become famous, which is never because we just keep getting blocked.

1:35.9

Well, yeah, that is true. We don't know why Carl from summer house with block us Carl Carl Carl. Why did you block us Carl? Why did he block us? I do think I don't know, but the whole question is asking if he is gay.

1:53.2

No, I really don't think he saw that. I don't know why he so mad at us. However, I can see why Peggy might have blocked us.

2:05.1

Okay, we post one picture of a nose job and everybody's I mean, what is this the new kneecap gate just kidding. That was posted way long ago.

2:14.2

Oh, my gosh, kneecap. Have we even got have we have we posted a podcast since kneecap gate? No, no, you guys were not fat shaming people. We are fat.

2:26.9

First of, who fat she was a kneecap.

2:31.0

Like, I know I wasn't we weren't saying that was a fat kneecap. We just thought it looks like a fetus.

2:38.4

I'm a first off, show me one person who has an attractive kneecap. Like minor discussing.

2:44.3

They scars on them. I don't even shave my legs because boys don't like me. What's the reason to shave my legs?

2:50.0

Like, there's nothing looking good on this kneecap. I looked at Alessandra and Brozio's kneecap. Ugly.

2:59.5

Yeah, no, I always like then I was like, okay, I'm going to post a kneecap picture and then I really started looking at my kneecaps and I was like,

3:05.8

I don't either. But my favorite part is I really don't want to post one.

3:12.4

It's like we can talk about Shannon, you know, you're going wait. We could talk about Jack's shoving all the pasta up his nose.

3:19.6

We could talk about Dorit's sixth toe. We could talk about sheen as non-existent acts, but we post Dolores's kneecap and we have kneecap gate.

3:30.2

What the son, the son, frankly, commented on it. Frankie commented on it. I literally, I'm texting Courtney.

3:40.5

I'm like, I'm getting pretty nervous about this kneecap situation.

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