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EP518: 20 minutes before MY STEPSON goes to JAIL - r/AITA Reddit Story

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Improv, Comedy

4.3576 Ratings

🗓️ 20 October 2022

⏱️ 12 minutes

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r/AmItheAsshole - AITA for giving my stepson a 20 minute time limit to return my car before I phone the police?

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0:00.0

This is an IHeart podcast.

0:02.6

Guaranteed human.

0:04.3

My step stunts my car.

0:06.2

Fine.

0:06.8

I'll call the police, but what happened next was way worse than I ever expected.

0:11.6

It's like in GTA when you're like cruising around, you're going the speed limit, bang the rules.

0:17.3

And then some rando crashes into your car and then the police get called on you

0:24.5

and then you're like now I have to throw 50 grenades and you get busted. You made me do it. Don't

0:29.8

make me escalate this as police. That's right. You take out the mace. I take out the bazooka.

0:35.0

I 34 female am a doctor. Good for you.

0:38.2

Good for you.

0:40.1

And part of my job entails being on call for one to three nights a week, twice a month.

0:45.2

My fiance Dale, 30 male, has been saving with my stepson's mom to buy him a car for Christmas.

0:51.5

My stepson Rex 16 male, which honestly, if your name is Rex, like you're already,

0:57.0

you're already in trouble.

0:59.0

Like, what does Rex stand for?

1:00.7

Is this hand for anything?

1:03.0

Tyrannosaurus.

1:05.3

Truly, I mean, what?

1:06.5

My name is Tyrannosaurus Rex.

1:08.1

You can call me Rex.

1:09.1

Now, Rex has a license, but always has to borrow his mom station wagon or his dad's beat-up pickup truck.

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