EP511: Kid's mad about NO INVITE to BIRTHDAY?! - r/AITA Reddit Story
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🗓️ 16 October 2022
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r/AmItheAsshole - AITA for not inviting my kid's whole class to his birthday party?
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. Am I the A-Hill for not inviting my whole kid's class to his birthday party? I'm just imagining like 300, six-year-olds just like, like, like, like, like, like, how many can you kill it once? Yeah, yeah, that's exactly. See, you just read my mind. That is, how many six-year-olds can I murder it? And it's like, if you have a swarm of six-year-olds, like, coming at you with knives, could you not just, like, spin around really quickly with a baseball bat and just like knock them all out? Jesus Christ, this guy. This is like the, what is it, like a nine foot foot one year old or or 91 year olds or whatever |
| 0:38.9 | it's like one of those or would you rather road you rather fight uh a hundred um would you rather |
| 0:46.5 | fight a hundred T-rex size chickens or one chicken size T-Rex so So they're all the size of chickens. |
| 0:57.6 | Definitely the one T-R-X then. |
| 0:59.3 | Actually, no, still the one T-Rex. |
| 1:01.5 | Yeah. |
| 1:02.2 | Would you rather fight a hundred chickens or one T-Rex? |
| 1:05.4 | Oh, 100 chickens or one T-Rex? |
| 1:06.9 | Bro, definitely 100 chickens. |
| 1:08.4 | Bro, I'm bodying. |
| 1:09.9 | Are you kidding me? |
| 1:10.5 | A hundred chickens, bro. |
| 1:12.2 | Body. |
| 1:13.6 | So you would be more afraid, like, but I mean, a hundred T-Rex. |
| 1:17.9 | I'm one with the chickens, bro. |
| 1:19.5 | But you would rather to fight one T-Rex-sized chicken than a hundred chicken-sized T-Rex okay okay chicken size teorexes because i'm not |
| 1:31.8 | familiar with teorexes terexes are are pretty you know uh probably probably probably the big the big |
| 1:38.8 | chicken the big chicken because i would have a hard time running away probably from the hundred they |
| 1:43.1 | probably bite my ankles and stuff dude but, but a chicken is fast. True. I guess, and I guess in this scenario, I'm assuming it's a very vindictive giant chicken that wants to kill me. Yeah, I want to kill you. Eating, I mean, I eat chicken every day. So like, they have, you're going to eat for weeks. Yeah. This got deep rail. Yeah, yeah. Deeply up. I 28 female am a mother of a wonderful eight-year-old son. |
| 2:04.6 | This whole thing. for weeks. Yeah. This got deep rail. Yeah. Deeply. I'm a mother of a wonderful eight-year-old son. |
| 2:04.5 | This whole thing happened last April, but I'm still getting complaints. |
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