This week we’re checking in on Alessia who seems to be a shallow and vapid bimbo talking about how to use men but who knows, maybe I’m missing something. When she’s not talking about the gifts that she gets from men she has her gay friend on to talk about the gifts that he gets from men. So there’s really something for everybody. Blind Mike joins the show this week to figure out if Alessia knows what words mean. Then we get a quick update on Frenchie from Pure Genuine and the type of pants she wears. Careful Frenchie! Opie is now using Twitter to show off his inability to be humorous. And speaking of lack of humor, we check in on Lifeline a show hosted by not just one unfunny D’Elia but two! Chris and Matt D’Elia host a show for slow people who find wacky sounds hilarious. And speaking of slow people, Stuttering John still thinks talking about my mandolin is insulting to me. Finally, Tommy T has gone through a rebrand at MSCS Media and we all try to catch an alien. Tickets to the Vegas shows May 31st - June 2nd - https://www.hackamania.com/ promo code WATP for 20% off http://blindmike.net/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices