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Karen tried to kidnap my formath old baby then sued me.

We went to court and the judge made a decision nobody expected.

The judge is like, actually, that's just called babysitting.

Yeah.

Karen, you have to pay her $15 an hour for the babysitting services she rendered.

That's what. You know what? Karen, you deserve this child. You were, you were the one trying to

apprehend them. Meanwhile, where was mom? Or you could go biblical, you know, like the Solomon story

where it's like, these two mothers think that this child is theirs. Solomon, what is your

decree? Well well split the

child in half and give half to each mother and then the mother that's the true mother was

like no my baby give it to the other lady and then it's the solomon's like ah you did not

want to cut the child in half thus you are the mother or Or, uh, or it's like, uh, yeah, give me the half and you're like,

I'm giving it to you. Just, uh, just to stay toxic. If John was, was the judge, stay toxic

judgment day. Oh, man. Um, so one afternoon after our mommy and me yoga class, I know it sounds dumb, but it's a great way to meet mommy friends.

Yeah.

So, uh,

I'm going to go to a mommy and me yoga class.

I want to meet me some mommy.

Yeah.

Me and the old baby decided to go get some coffee and catch up.

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