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Two Judgey Girls

Ep50: Two Judgey Girls

Two Judgey Girls

Two Judgey Girls

Tv & Film, Tv Reviews

4.45.6K Ratings

🗓️ 1 February 2018

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

In VPR, Tom finally found his balls and stuck up for his Bubba! He called Scheana a boot leg Kardashian with no personality, and told her all she cares about is her-selfie. In the Hamptons, Lauren loses her shit over Carl and pies him in the face, and proceeds to lick it off and make out. Erika Jayne is DoriTOES' stage mom, who gives us a FEVER with Boy George at Peeeekkkayyyys 50th birthday! Meanwhile Teddi gets called psycho and Dorit can't let go of #glassgate. Won't you judge with us?

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0:00.0

Welcome back to Two Judgy Girls. This is Mary from the Bay. It's Courtney from LA and it's Wednesday.

0:24.0

We're so happy not to be watching Jersey right now.

0:27.6

I say try to get me one more week of Jersey with secrets revealed no.

0:32.5

I know I loved how like everyone's Instagram today was like I'm all new Jersey. I'm like what what is that?

0:39.3

Yeah it's like I don't need to see anymore of soggy. I don't.

0:43.8

Like I just don't care. I don't care about this season. I don't care about this season. I don't care about Atlanta.

0:49.6

I don't care. That's all about my name.

0:54.0

I don't want to see a peaches. Yeah I agree. I just think like Bravo's really killing it with their Monday night.

1:01.8

Viewing. I mean Lisa Vanderpump's Mystic Kids are killing the game from the wrong side of the tracks.

1:11.3

Goes trashy waiters bring the joy every Monday night. They make me feel better about myself.

1:17.6

When I still have the Sunday scary that bleed into Monday.

1:21.5

I watched a new episode of Vanderpump rules and I suddenly don't feel so bad about myself.

1:25.8

Well also I feel like your endorphins are on an all-time high because Tom Sandeball has inspired you

1:31.9

to be a professional jump rober.

1:35.1

Okay I love. So of course I like was like jump rope challenge. I was like I can easily do that.

1:41.6

I can easily do that tomorrow. I definitely have jump ropes that work.

1:46.0

So I like go to my aid. I'm like hey um gonna need you to do something for me today.

1:54.6

I don't know you're in a coppers on our bad behavior.

1:57.1

Oh my god totally. I was like so he's I like went into the pee room. I could not find a jump rope anywhere.

2:04.2

I like come back in the room. I'm like hey I can't find a jump rope so I need you to like find one for me.

2:09.7

He can't find one. There was this girl my class had one. I was like can I borrow your jump rope?

2:20.9

She was like sure Miss Moni. Get outside and jump in rope. I'm like oh my god I haven't done this

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