This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human. My daughter's school said her hair was unnatural, so they tried to force me to dye it to a different color, but I refused. Am I the a-hole? Is it unnatural? Like, how was it in a natural color? Is it like green or something? Maybe she has magenta. Magenta hair. Naturally magenta hair. And that is just criminally offensive.

Yeah.

You know?

I remember in high school I had like you couldn't you couldn't dye your hair.

You had to, you couldn't have it too long.

Classic Jesuit schools.

It's all boys Jesuit schools.

Slight side story.

My, my sister's school, there was, they had a bunch of like rules like crazy like that.

They, my sister shaved her head and they made her basically wear a turban because she wasn't allowed to have like a shaved haircut.

Why?

Because they're stupid.

And then in 2017, one of the girls, like, wasn't wearing a bra.

So they made her, like, put bandages on her nipples and then jump up and down to see if she

or like put a swimsuit on to see if it like still like held it held it in place or whatever.

And then BuzzFeed found the story and then.

Yikes.

It blew it wide open, dude.

Yikes. Dude, that is so fucked yeah it was really bad who who decided to do

that the thing is like like my sister's thing stuff like that happened all the time but this

one stuff i mean that was really bad that's like that one got picked up. Egregious.

Oh, anyways.

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