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I can't bang my sweet, sweet boyfriends dangling in your house.

Fine.

I'll do it somewhere else.

Hey.

If you can't, if you can't, if you can't, if you can't bang in front of people, then find

an audience somewhere else.

You know, I'm sure there are people willing. Street performers, street performers. Listen, that's a whole different type of street performance. Yeah, you know they have that in Thailand? Not like on the street on the street, but they have like these things called like like fucking parties. So there's the ping pong shows. And then there's like the fuck dances or something. I forgot what's called. Interesting. I never saw it, but I heard about it. Now I know why you want your month away in Thailand. It makes it all makes for, he's going to learn why time. He's going to like learn a fighting style. Yeah. That's a no, fight. Sorry, I didn't mean fighting style. I mean fucking style. There we go. There we go. Now it's, that's what it is. So I am a recent college graduate who made the immoral, disgusting, Satan-filled choice to move in with my boyfriend before getting married.

Ooh, that is Satan-filled.

Everyone who moves in with their partner before getting married. Ooh, that is Satan filled. Everyone who moves in with their partner before getting married deserves to be kicked in the

face and dumped in a landfill.

Yeah.

Including me.

John, I'm putting you in the landfill right now.

We moved it together in another state, about a six hour drive from my parents and about a two hour drive away from my boyfriend's parents.

When we come back to visit, my parents made us sleep in separate rooms slash beds because we aren't married.

I, when I was in like, begin, and when I was still in college, my parents may be,

maybe do that with my girlfriend. Is okay.

Yeah.

I know,

I like,

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