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Guaranteed Human. Am I the a-hole from forcing my husband to stop seeing my sister because he won't stop debating with her and her husband? Debating about what? About that threesome we're trying to do? Exactly. About swinging with the sis? Debating about who's going first. Oh, yikes. Mm-hmm. I mean, I will, you know, it's Reddit. I would have put a past it.

That's going. Burst. Oh, yikes. I mean,

you know, it's Reddit. I wouldn't put a past. It's Reddit. It has happened before. And it will happen again. And it will happen again. Before the clock strikes midnight. My sister Marie 29 and our husband, Zach 40, had their first child, a beautiful baby girl two months ago. Congrats. Congrats. They have been pretty nervous parents.

So when my husband, Tom, 42, and I, 37, were invited to meet our niece.

I was thrilled, except I was worried about Tom making a ass out of himself.

Does Tom often make an ass out of himself?

You know, Tom, he's just clearly the worst human being on planet Earth. That's why I married him, obviously. Oh, dude, the red flags. The red flags. They're bound. It's like, it's like, I hate going over to my family's house because my husband is an asshole. Like, bro, why do you marry this dude? What are you going to do? You see, Tom and Marie have always had a hard time getting along because they do not agree on nearly anything.

Tom has always gotten a kick out of challenging Marie on their differing views because they're both very opinionated.

Oh, God.

This is a recipe for disaster.

Okay, but to be fair, I love a good debate.

That is true.

Sammy loves a good debate.

I love a good debate.

I've learned to, uh, over the past few years, though, I've learned to kind of go with

the flow a little bit more of far.

Yeah, it just depends on the vibe.

Like some people are like down for discussion and some people are not down for discussion. Yeah. You just have to like gauge how emotionally invested someone is. Yeah. Yeah. And then emotionally invested they are in defending their side. The more you argue. Yeah. The more you poke them, the more you twist the night. Exactly.

And the thing is to Tom, it's funny to watch Marie react when he says things to provoke her.

Like we just said, of course.

And Marie always wants to prove his views wrong.

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