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Today I amped up by telling my wife of 10 years my real body count. You know, as a wise man once said, everyone should have their body count on the foreheads. Who said that? Andrew Tate. Oh, really? Women. Did he actually say that? I don't know if he actually said that. I was listening to my God. I was listening to Andrew Shulton.

He said he watched a clip where he said like,

all women should have their body counts written on their forehead. Why not all men? Why not everyone? That's always the question. Yeah. That's always the question. I mean, maybe the answer is massage. I mean, Sam, if a woman has an only fans, then she owes the guy a percentage.

Yo.

Oh, okay.

We already talked about this, but bro, my fucking kid I went to Carpool with is top 0.1% on

only fans.

I still can't get over.

I told him one of my buddies who was also in Carpool.

And he's like, he's always been a little savage. So like I, you't get over. I told both of my buddies who was also in Carpool. And he's like,

he's always been a little savage.

So like I,

you know, he didn't put it past him. But like, it's nuts. He has his button here. His, his, his, his face and so many butts. Yeah. It's like, it's funny because it's like, okay, we know that this like happens,

but then when you like know someone who does it,

it's like,

this is like crazy.

That is true.

Yeah.

I mean,

like we just think like, okay, we know that this like happens. But then when you like know someone who does it, it's like, this is like crazy.

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